fattythor:


Mighty beasts!  It is a shame they are gone from your realm now.

fattythor:

Fatty Thor has a toy dinosaur that he puppets at the camera.

Mighty beasts!  It is a shame they are gone from your realm now.

Reblogged from fattythor
26
Jun
fattythor:

I DO INDEED ‘SHIP IT’!

It is “adorbs” and pleasing to my eyes!

Man this cutie I can’t get enough of him

fattythor:

I DO INDEED ‘SHIP IT’!

Fatty Thor pushes Hawkeye and Black Widow together.  Black Widow and Hawkeye both look very uncomfortable.

It is “adorbs” and pleasing to my eyes!

Man this cutie I can’t get enough of him

Reblogged from fattythor
11
Jun
fattythor:


I only use the blood and tears of my enemies and most certainly never do I use baby shampoo.

fattythor:

Fatty Thor hides his baby shampoo.

I only use the blood and tears of my enemies and most certainly never do I use baby shampoo.

Reblogged from fattythor
7
Jun
fattythor:


We are taking very good care of him, don’t worry!

fattythor:

Thor smiles and gestures to Loki, who is bleeding.  Skinny Hulk is hugging Loki and stroking his hair.

We are taking very good care of him, don’t worry!

Reblogged from fattythor
6
Jun
fattythor:


Not many people know about my more sensitive side.

fattythor:

Fatty Thor strums a lyre.

Not many people know about my more sensitive side.

Reblogged from fattythor
5
Jun
fattythor:

Well, obviously mine i—

…
>:|

fattythor:

Well, obviously mine i—

Loki lets his hair down and it is much more beautiful and luscious than Fatty Thor's. Fatty Thor looks confused.

>:|

Reblogged from fattythor
2
Jun
fattythor:


Challenge him to a duel!  Then, when you defeat him, shout “IF YOU CANNOT PROVE YOUR WORTH IN THE ARENA, PROVE IT IN MY CHAMBERS!”.
If that doesn’t work, you could try cooking something for him, I suppose.

fattythor:

Fatty Thor looks thoughtful, hefts Mjolnir, and holds up a finger as if he knows exactly what to do.

Challenge him to a duel!  Then, when you defeat him, shout “IF YOU CANNOT PROVE YOUR WORTH IN THE ARENA, PROVE IT IN MY CHAMBERS!”.

If that doesn’t work, you could try cooking something for him, I suppose.

Reblogged from fattythor
17
Apr

fattythor:

Fatty Thor smiles and looks very touched that he was missed.

I’m so dreadfully sorry!  I’ve been very busy fighting the good fight with the other Avengers, and things got somewhat out of hand.  But I have returned!

(and I missed you all very much!)

Reblogged from fattythor
13
Apr
fattythor:


Paper folding is not my forte.

MOST ADORABLE weh

fattythor:

Fatty Thor and Loki both try to fold a paper crane, Loki does well and Thor does terribly.  Thor rips up his paper in annoyance.

Paper folding is not my forte.

MOST ADORABLE weh

Reblogged from rynia
17
Mar
fattythor:


None may touch Loki >:(

fattythor:

Fatty Thor protectively putting an arm between the camera and Loki.  Loki looks freaked out.

None may touch Loki >:(

Reblogged from fattythor
26
Feb
fattythor:

Why thank you, Anonymous…

Although, I think perhaps plush toys would be better than action figures, don’t you?

Plush toys are a great idea that way I can squeeze-hug Fatty Thor as much as I want~

fattythor:

Why thank you, Anonymous…

Fatty Thor looking like he's had an idea.

Although, I think perhaps plush toys would be better than action figures, don’t you?

Plush toys are a great idea that way I can squeeze-hug Fatty Thor as much as I want~

Reblogged from fattythor
23
Feb
fattythor:


There there, Anonymous.  I know I can be overwhelming to your mortal minds.  You’ll be all right.

I CAN’T–

fattythor:

Fatty Thor patting the camera.

There there, Anonymous.  I know I can be overwhelming to your mortal minds.  You’ll be all right.

I CAN’T–

Reblogged from fattythor
22
Feb