Reblogged from cyclopette
26
Jul

artekka:

fapoleon-bonerparte:

I was doing research on Napoleon when I found it again

My favorite picture of him

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"Try to beat me THIS time, Russia!!!"

Reblogged from obscuruslupa
25
Jul

freckledtrash:

Disney’s The Jungle Book cast so far: Neel Sethi as Mowgli, Ben Kingsley as the voice of Bagheera, Lupita Nyong’o as the voice of Rakcha, Scarlett Johansson as the voice of Kaa and Idris Elba as the voice of Shere Khan (x x x x)

YO, THIS IS A REAL THING THAT IS HAPPENING

And not only is the cast amazing, but the film is going to be a mixture of live-action and animation (a-la Mary Poppins). Neel Seth (Mowgli),is going to be the only live-action actor and everyone else’s characters will be animated AND I COULD NOT BE MORE EXCITED.

(Source: starberry-cupcake)

Reblogged from bolto
24
Jul

leadencirclesdissolve:

filmmakingkid:

thingswelovefrom-thebookofmormon:

Musical theatre people be like

TRU THO OMG

This guy is the only one who has managed to make consistently good and inoffensive vines. 

Reblogged from aquaticarbiter
24
Jul

betterknowariff:

Riff: The People of “Alas, Poor—Who?”

“Alas Poor—Who?”  was a brilliant Hamlet-based game show invented on the Satellite of Love by Mike Nelson and the two small robots who live with him. Contestants could win a fortnight supply of mutton and all they had to do was successfully identify a mid- to well-known public figure by a part of their skeletal system. Alas, “Alas Poor—Who?” could not be made into a successful home version due to the supply-side issue of procuring sufficient amounts of human remains, especially since the humans in question were still using them.

 Here’s a quick run-down of the gameplay shown on MST3K episode 1009, which gives a good idea of a typical game.

 Round One:

Presented with a femur (thigh bone), reigning champ Tom quickly eliminates:

  • Actor Larry Hagman (best known as J.R. Ewing in TV’s Dallas. Ever heard “Who shot J.R.”—or seen the parody of it on the Simpsons? He was the J.R. in question.)
  • Washington Post Publisher Katharine Graham (who along with the Post’s editor gave the greenlight to publish the Pentagon Papers, a major break in the Watergate conspiracy)
  • Singer and actress Dinah Shore*. In the 1950’s she wanted you to see the USA in your Chevrolet.

Tom correctly identifies the femur as belonging to music artist

  • Biz Markie. At the time of the sketch, Biz was probably best known for his song “Just a Friend.” The classic “oh babyyyy you, you got what I neeeeed” chorus is perfect for the inebriated to belt out during karaoke.  Markie’s career as a children’s entertainer performing with “Yo Gabba Gabba!” post-dates this sketch, but is sufficiently unusual as to merit a mention here. I like to think that if the bots had a crystal ball they would have been delighted to riff on a hip-hop artist who goes from singing about the pros and cons of girls who, on one hand, got what he needs, but on the other hand, have a possible boyfriend; to performing on a childrens’ show with a seven-foot-tall orange tubular being who appears to have been ribbed for her pleasure.

 Crow has to identify a clavicle (collarbone) and rules out:

  • Comedian Tim Conway (Who made a name for himself in the 70’s on the Carol Burnett Show, and walking on his knees and calling himself “Dorf.” No really)
  • Heart-health diet guru, Dr. Dean Ornish
  • Controversial feminist and activist Germaine Greer
  • Former Chicago singer, then solo artist, Peter Cetera…
  • …Before correctly identifying the clavicle as belonging to“Carrie” and “RoboCop” actress Nancy Allen (Allen was also in a movie called “Dressed to Kill” in which she spent some time scantily dressed, the result being that it was very difficult to find a picture of Allen where her clavicle was visible, but her naked breast or breasts were not. The life of a blogger is a tough one indeed) 

 

Round Two:

Its Tom’s turn again and he is shown an ileum (hip bone), but he cannot decide if it belongs to:

  • Alaska Senator Ted Stevens… or…
  • Roland Gift.

Stevens was the long-time senator (at 40 years, the longest-serving Republican senator by the time he finally left office) who famously compared the internet to “a series of tubes” during net neutrality debates in the senate. This is a rare case of an Ascended Riff, where an allusion becomes better known instead of more obscure as time passes. Stevens’ gaff came in 2006, well after this sketch. He received the dubious honor of being lampooned by The Daily Show’s John Stewart with an assist from John Hodgman. More people would have heard and recognized Stevens’ name post-tube-gate than pre-tube-gate.

 Roland Gift’s name may not be recognizable, but maybe his face and certainly his voice are. Gift fronted “Fine Young Cannibals.” It was his pipes that sang the staccato “She. Drives. Me. Crazy.” of that 1989 one hit wonder.

 Tom guesses it is Gift’s hipbone, but since it was actually Stevens’ he should have gone with his first instinct and stuck with the senator.

 

Crow has a chance to steal the win with a handful of metatarsals (finger bones)

He unhesitatingly identifies them, correctly, as belonging to actor Ralph Waite, but since he did not state it in “alas poor—“ form he was disqualified and no one wins.

Finger-owner Ralph Waite had many tv roles, but his most memorable was as John Walton, the father of all those Waltons on “The Waltons.”

 

 *I’m not sure if Tom says “Dinah Shore” here. He mumbles the name under his breath and that is my best guess, but I have my reservations. Shore was the only one in this list who was already deceased at the time of the sketch. The decision to pick living people saved the sketch from being morbid and instead it was simply offbeat and absurd. Since this episode aired several people named have passed on (Hagman, Graham, Stevens and Waite) but they all passed after the episode aired.

Reblogged from fuckyeahmst3k
19
Jul
courtneygodbey:

"Luna had decorated her bedroom ceiling with five beautifully painted faces: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Neville. They were not moving as the portraits at Hogwarts moved, but there was a certain magic about them all the same; Harry thought they breathed. What appeared to be fine golden chains wove around the pictures, linking them together, but after examining them for a minute or so, Harry realized that the chains were actually one word, repeated a thousand times in golden ink: friends…friends…friends…friends… Harry felt a great rush of affection for Luna" — Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

courtneygodbey:

"Luna had decorated her bedroom ceiling with five beautifully painted faces: Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Neville. They were not moving as the portraits at Hogwarts moved, but there was a certain magic about them all the same; Harry thought they breathed. What appeared to be fine golden chains wove around the pictures, linking them together, but after examining them for a minute or so, Harry realized that the chains were actually one word, repeated a thousand times in golden ink: friends…friends…friends…friends… Harry felt a great rush of affection for Luna" — Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Reblogged from cyclopette
19
Jul
bluedelliquanti:

Zamorka (Black Girl), by Anton Ažbe, 1895.

bluedelliquanti:

Zamorka (Black Girl), by Anton Ažbe, 1895.

Reblogged from bluedelliquanti
19
Jul

punkmoss:

no, sir, i do not smh at you, sir but i smh, sir

Reblogged from asofterbucky
12
Jul

shiralipkin:

teal-deer:

gentlemanbones:

ilikedoctorwhoproject:

animate-mush:

Remember that post about if Doctor Who was American?

Well, here’s the associated anniversary trailer :D

WOW

I would watch American Doctor Who.

Okay I totally would have watched the Gene Wilder, Kyle MacLachlan, and Donald Glover runs. 

To hell with Cage but now I am sad that Vincent Price never got to be the Doctor.

Omigosh I love all these choices I mean Burgess Meredith as the First Doctor you don’t understand how fantastic that is and all the ones mentioned so far but a thousand times yes to Jeff Goldblum as Eighth Doctor and Harrison Ford as War Doctor and SAM ROCKWELL AS TENTH DOCTOR I LOVE AUGH this is just so great and I’ve sort forsworn Doctor Who

Reblogged from seananmcguire
2
Jul

deputyfuckingparrish:

let’s talk about what a fab human dan radcliffe is…

(Source: bcnhills)

Reblogged from cyclopette
1
Jul

seananmcguire:

kat-howard:

dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.

Tybalt did.

Reblogged from seananmcguire
30
Jun

murder-in-my-veins:

For never was a story of more woe, than this of Professor X, and his Magneto. 

Reblogged from asofterbucky
28
Jun
I Somehow Got Away With Turning My Tumblr Into An Academic Paper
Reblogged from lolmythesis
27
Jun
immortal-axolotl:

xxsamwest:

Who knew that 6 years later he’d be playing Cap.

I found my favourite post on tumblr

immortal-axolotl:

xxsamwest:

Who knew that 6 years later he’d be playing Cap.

I found my favourite post on tumblr

Reblogged from asofterbucky
27
Jun