portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

(Source: bustedbitmap)

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15
Apr

rumpleshtiltskin asked: Tiana or Nani

(Source: disneyyandmore)

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15
Apr

thingsamylikes:

When I saw this ep, I announced on Twitter I would call Bronies ‘Equesticles’ from now on. Half of the responses were Bronies going ‘I LOVED THAT EPISODE, it was HILARIOUS!’. Fine lads.

Then there was the other half who went ‘oh god no…’

I leaned back in my chair, steepled my fingers and went >:D

(Source: themaidenofthetree)

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15
Apr

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15
Apr

todaysdocument:

It’s April 15 - Are Your Taxes Done?

State-of-the-art systems at internalrevenueservice are waiting to process your returns!

While punch cards and tape drives seem archaic now, they were a “new dimension” in data processing and tax administration at the time of this IRS educational film, “Right on the Button,” from the late 1960s. 

Excerpted from “Right on the Button." From the series: Motion Picture Films, ca. 1960 - ca. 1970. Records of the Internal Revenue Service, 1791 - 2006.

Now, go finish those taxes!

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15
Apr

disfiguredstick:

Only time in my life that I have loved Looney tunes.

(Source: theltshow)

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15
Apr

lilyskinned:

alimarko:

massachusettsprep:

merrymagicalbroad:

Let me tell you a fucking thing about costume design. That’s some in depth, difficult shit to learn. And the fact that this goddess can ramble this shit off the cuff means she knows her shit. ELLE WOODS IS A GODAMNED GENIUS AND IT’s NOT A STRETCH TO BELIEVE SHE GOT INTO HARVARD LAW MMMK?

FUCK YEAH ELLE WOODS OR DIE

this movie is literally about an attractive woman who loves to party having to prove over and over again that she’s also intelligent and hard-working to those who judge her based on her looks (who also empowers and fights for other women, and fosters unlikely friendships instead of engaging in girl hate) and if you don’t think that’s some great feminist shit then I don’t know what your problem is

Let’s not forget that in the end when the guy wants her again, she turns him down because she knows she deserves better.

(Source: ehyperrie)

Reblogged from seananmcguire
15
Apr

Drarry in My Immortal Web Series x

(Source: altairsix)

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15
Apr

My Immortal Web Series x

This is one of my favorite scenes. 

(Source: altairsix)

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15
Apr

kaijubros:

Kaiju Bros, behind the scenes

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14
Apr
demiadejuyigbe:

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

demiadejuyigbe:

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

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14
Apr

(Source: peachybeam)

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14
Apr
fucking fake geek girl poser bitch.
Asked by Anonymous

herbaljabbage:

Is it true? Could it be? Did I get an anonymous correspondance referring to my assertion that I both engage in amusing computer games  AND lack a Y chromosome?

Was someone so moved by the fact that I both use the pronouns “her” and “she,” AND spend some of my spare leisure time playing games that they felt compelled to write such a poetic and dynamic rebuttel as “fucking fake geek girl poser bitch.”

"fucking fake geek girl poser bitch." The wit! The flawless eloquence! Let those words echo down the ages! Let them go down in the annals of human history, for encased in those words is such a gem of wisdom that no one can deny them! I shall purge my hard drive of all games immediately. Should my resolve waver, I shall simply think of those immortal words, "fucking fake geek girl poser bitch," and my fragile womanly heart shall become granite in my chest. Compared to that single sentence, the entire works of Oscar Wilde seem trite and shallow. Decades from now, collections of maxims shall read as follows:

We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.—Aristotle

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes.
—Marcel Proust

fucking fake geek girl poser bitch.
—Anon,

Yeah ok I’m bored now.

You’ve done it! You’ve hit the big time!

Reblogged from herbaljabbage
14
Apr

nun-final:

Some claim that evolution is just a theory, as if it were merely an opinion.

Reblogged from seananmcguire
14
Apr