SEM Rambles Here

fattythor:

Mighty beasts!  It is a shame they are gone from your realm now.

fattythor:

ILU Fatty Thor

fattythor:

I DO INDEED ‘SHIP IT’!

It is “adorbs” and pleasing to my eyes!

Man this cutie I can’t get enough of him

fattythor:

I only use the blood and tears of my enemies and most certainly never do I use baby shampoo.

fattythor:

We are taking very good care of him, don’t worry!

fattythor:

Not many people know about my more sensitive side.

fattythor:

fattythor:

We are like a big, happy family!

fattythor:

Well, obviously mine i—

…

>:|

fattythor:

Challenge him to a duel!  Then, when you defeat him, shout “IF YOU CANNOT PROVE YOUR WORTH IN THE ARENA, PROVE IT IN MY CHAMBERS!”.

If that doesn’t work, you could try cooking something for him, I suppose.

fattythor:

I’m so dreadfully sorry!  I’ve been very busy fighting the good fight with the other Avengers, and things got somewhat out of hand.  But I have returned!

(and I missed you all very much!)

fattythor:

None may touch Loki >:(

fattythor:

Why thank you, Anonymous…

Although, I think perhaps plush toys would be better than action figures, don’t you?

Plush toys are a great idea that way I can squeeze-hug Fatty Thor as much as I want~

fattythor:

There there, Anonymous.  I know I can be overwhelming to your mortal minds.  You’ll be all right.

I CAN’T–

fattythor:

This… this is godly.

My tumblog is going to be repurposed into a reblog station for Fatty Thor because I literally cannot handle how adorable he is. I want to bake him all the cookies and give him all the hugs.